Seen at Whole Foods

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/23/2014 at 20:21 • Filed to: None

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Yes, that's right I took a trip to Whole Foods, (Whole Foods- Because where else are you going to want to yell at hippies while paying $18 for a "Value" sized package of dog treats?). I typically avoid the place like it's NYC, but my Molly dog is fricken addicted to these bacon jerky treats that they sell there, and she's worth it. On this particular outing I also saw a black C7 convertible while driving over as well as some nice asses in yoga pants, (Yoga Pants- Because it's a socially acceptable way of showing off DAT ASS). Now it's time to enjoy a beer and work on a shoop.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:22

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The amount of hipster at the Whole Foods by my office is off the charts. But they sell delicious things.

Jonathan Harper > Brian Silvestro 06/23/2014 at 20:24

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Hipster has become the "goth" of the 90s....a term that everyone knows and likes to use when anyone else doesn't fit the societal norms of the time. BOOM. Sociology, didn't even major in it.

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:26

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pic no work for me

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathan Harper 06/23/2014 at 20:26

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They do if you expand them. Kinja is acting all fucky tonight.

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:28

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Ah! E39 waggy and beer! Quite so!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathan Harper 06/23/2014 at 20:29

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I re-uploaded them, do they work now?

dogisbadob > Jonathan Harper 06/23/2014 at 20:30

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doesn't matter, no asses in yoga pants haha :p

Brian Silvestro > Jonathan Harper 06/23/2014 at 20:30

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Mind = blown.

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:30

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So expensive. Much hippy. Very ass. Wow

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:34

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yep

area man > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:52

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you live in ohio, right? That's where I first discovered bourbon ale. Amazing stuff.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:53

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the next time you're in whole foods head to the pack your own granola section and look for the peanut butter cubes. They're heavenly. Bonus points if you wear an NRA cap and make it out alive. (Dont that... That'd just be dickish. Shame on me for suggesting)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/23/2014 at 20:55

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If I had one, I would. I'll go in next time wearing my shirt that is way to small that says, "Hey, Shit Happens"

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 21:15

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Yeah, read this . I lol'd pretty hard.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of 06/23/2014 at 21:26

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I worked at Kroger for almost 3 years, so my tolerance of people is very high (read saintly as called by many former co-workers and customers) before I loose my shit. But the meandering dipshits who shop at Whole Foods damn near get me every time.

boxrocket > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/24/2014 at 09:08

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My dog loves the bacon treats (like Beggin' Strips) as well, but I get his at Aldi. Under $2 for a fair-sized bag under their in-house Shep brand. Same stuff you can get at Trader Joes, just different packaging. Maybe give them a try, so there's more money for car parts, and to continue avoiding Whole Foods like the crazy hippie plague it is (and I drive a Volvo, so stereotypically I should love that place).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > boxrocket 06/24/2014 at 10:08

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No, these are bacon jerky things. And I have looked elsewhere for them.